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too-bad-the-only

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

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happiness-is-having

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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i-can-remember-when

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

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